If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
The truth is…
…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…
…or claim that you just don’t like people…
…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…
…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.
That’s why we go to shows/movies/books because those characters are the only ones we truly connect with.
i just didn’t want you to lose your mother, like i’ve lost mine
“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to avenge.”
- Scarlett Johansson in an interview for Comic Vine News on April 2, 2012
i will not be impressed with technology until i can click a button and watch fanfiction
my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
how about instead of using nigga and faggot we just use old sport